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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:49
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
share office space ...
No way
Still no good.
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...